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2026/10/26 – Newsletter
The Honeymoon Newsletter 💍
I went to their wedding and all I got was this stupid email.
2026/09/29 – Newsletter
Whatever will be will be 🦦
The subtle and demure art of not giving a flying
2026/08/31 – Newsletter
Life doesn’t stop (but it should) 😶
Behind the scenes of the first month of Whiskey Down
2026/07/31 – Newsletter
New Book’s Eve 🍾
T-minus 1 day until WHISKEY DOWN
2026/07/26 – Email Blast
Whiskey Down – Out August 1st! 📖
We’ve all been waiting for this announcement.
2026/06/30 – Newsletter
Where Is My Mind?
The lioness does not concern herself with deadlines…
2026/05/30 – Newsletter
New Horizons
“Oops I refreshed my newsletter again” by Britney Spears
Substack Era
The following newsletters were published as posts via Substack from late 2024 to early 2026. They are still live on Substack as of this writing, but Nico no longer reads Substack and only publishes newsletters via email now.
2026/03/23 – Newsletter
Where in the World is Nicolas Hornyak?
Not quite dead, not quite alive.
2025/08/24 – Newsletter
Brother Nico’s Return to Convention Guide
or, How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love the Con
2025/07/26 – Newsletter
Proofing Sucks – but we’ve got a book!
I don’t know how, but proofing the paperback for Whiskey Dogs was a literal nightmare this time.
2025/06/14 – Newsletter
Midnight Release Thoughts
Whiskey Dogs is out today. Here’s what’s next.
2025/05/15 – Newsletter
No Biz For You
How Not To Do Business, Wix.
2025/04/01 – Preview
Preview WHISKEY DOGS Now!
2025/03/24 – Newsletter
You Need To Rest
Give me rest, or give me death.
2025/02/16 – Newsletter
Parking Ticket Parable
or, how to lose your court case because of other people
2025/01/16 – Newsletter
Travel Sans Laptop
2024/12/31 – Newsletter
A Year of Evolution
My yearly theme for 2024, and what’s next